Funny swissgerman expression

So today I will teach you some special and funny swissgerman expressions.

First of all swissgerman has NO grammar rules. It is more like a dialect, but never say that to a Swiss. 

Because of missing rules there are so many different swissgerman dialects, every canton has his own, so sometimes even swiss don't understand every thing. 

a little bit                  äs birebitzeli

allrounder                 Sibesiech

belly                         Ranze

blister                       Blaatärä

champagne               Klöpfmost
chocolate                  schoggi
cow                          Kuhä, Wobbi, Loobä
douch/jerk                 Löli, Lappi

downwards                nidsi

drunkness                 chlapf

outside                      dussä

Pardon!                     exgüse

postman                    Pöstler

soon                          glii

trash can                   Güselchübel

to dip                         itunke

twadder                     Laveri, Schnurri

sensitive                    Mimöse

worker                       Büäzer

There will come another post with more expressions. Hope you enjoyed this one.

See you! Gsehnd üs!